- Grandad: Lots of women go to Turkey to get married now. When I was in hospital all the nurses said "if you want a baby, get a Turkey base"
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I've heard of this happening but never witnessed it until now!
- Wendy: So when are you due?
- Lisa: I'm not pregnant
- Wendy: ...oh
- Mum: I found this bottle in the cupboard, it's called 'Liqueur d'Orange'. What do you think it is?
- Me: Orange liqueur?
- Mum: Hmm, I don't think so
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